tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19897950.post5172103094095079694..comments2024-02-03T08:17:24.123-06:00Comments on Loud Time: David A. Zimmerman's Blog of Miscellany: Your One-Stop Shop for Spam of the DayDavid Zimmermanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04736122606687383813noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19897950.post-1259080543987641982007-02-16T08:17:00.000-06:002007-02-16T08:17:00.000-06:00Paul - You know I think that makes that video that...Paul - You know I think that makes that video that much more funny knowing that. Craver - you know I was thinking about the title of the next blog. :)<BR/><BR/>Trying to get that chorus out of my head...<BR/><BR/>--petePete Juvinallhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11688790195308178112noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19897950.post-41476686505047653592007-02-15T14:19:00.000-06:002007-02-15T14:19:00.000-06:00stupid little jokes for little mindsEureka! I hav...<I>stupid little jokes for little minds</I><BR/><BR/>Eureka! I have the title for my first book!Craver Viihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12882284402568264182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19897950.post-18062675907906945442007-02-15T10:58:00.000-06:002007-02-15T10:58:00.000-06:00Ok, so I've been had. You posted a link called Far...Ok, so I've been had. You posted a link called Farting Belgian Pig. That says something about you.<BR/><BR/>And I clicked on it. That says something about me. And I watched it a few times.<BR/><BR/>The pig keeps saying something in Flemish: "fopje flauw mopje". So I googled it. Here's what it means, roughly:<BR/><BR/><I>stupid little jokes for little minds.</I><BR/><BR/>There we have it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19897950.post-82606723423272882432007-02-14T19:25:00.000-06:002007-02-14T19:25:00.000-06:00Mr. Steve - I feel your pain (thanks I needed the ...Mr. Steve - I feel your pain (thanks I needed the reminder why I'm elsewhere). So let's not forget to buy our grumpy pants for only $29.99 modeled by Mr. Grumpy Pants himself.Staceyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17943429844411466571noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19897950.post-18350929090939094492007-02-14T10:27:00.000-06:002007-02-14T10:27:00.000-06:00Oh might Locutus, I accept the challenge. I create...Oh might Locutus, I accept the challenge. I created this poem while experiencing my own journey through Grouch Mart while a teacher in a public school.<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>With sincerest apologies to Mr. Eliot <BR/><BR/> <BR/><BR/>"If I thought that I was speaking <BR/>to someone who would go back to the world <BR/>this flame would shake no more. <BR/>But since nobody has ever <BR/>gone back aliveMr Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05695133074084359840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19897950.post-263645822013350242007-02-13T14:48:00.000-06:002007-02-13T14:48:00.000-06:00April is the grouchiest mart, breedingAgatha out o...April is the grouchiest mart, breeding<BR/>Agatha out of the dead land, mixing <BR/>Manning and desire, stirring <BR/>Dull roots with spring rain.<BR/>December kept us warm, covering <BR/>Earth in forgetful snow, feeding <BR/>A little life with dried tubers.locutus esthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17407151607703542979noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19897950.post-35573555152137888322007-02-12T16:57:00.000-06:002007-02-12T16:57:00.000-06:00I think the grumpy mart might also sell clothing i...I think the grumpy mart might also sell clothing in sizes just a wee bit too small, leaving you feeling uptight and bloated!<BR/><BR/>(Oh wait, maybe that's just how I feel when I'M grouchy!)<BR/><BR/>Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that they probably only have one check out line open, and the light's ALWAYS blinking while they're waiting for a price check.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19897950.post-54538320561703521912007-02-12T12:31:00.000-06:002007-02-12T12:31:00.000-06:00The angst-ridden emo-teen April has lost the joy o...The angst-ridden emo-teen April has lost the joy of Christmas. In "April in Decemeber." This December is the wost December ever for April. Her favorite band "The Love Anhiliators" broke up because they all got married and had children, her best friend became cheer captain and prom queen, and worst of all her boyfriend got through to Hollywood on American Idol. Follow this heartfelt story of AprilAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19897950.post-78525703497415844092007-02-12T12:13:00.000-06:002007-02-12T12:13:00.000-06:001.April, a young actress hired by the producer of ...1.April, a young actress hired by the producer of a reality show to boost ratings by playing an "icy b**** we all love to hate" struggles to hide her true identity and keep her career when her character, December, becomes the love interest of an influential entertainment blogger and a sensation among show fans.<BR/><BR/>2. Things that are not Scottish. (for those of you that remember Mike Myers'Mr Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05695133074084359840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19897950.post-67033295305588942092007-02-10T20:49:00.000-06:002007-02-10T20:49:00.000-06:00Dave--thanks for the help--only I couldn't click o...Dave--thanks for the help--only I couldn't click on the link. (Not to any effect anyway.)<BR/><BR/>So . . . playing nice seemed somewhat silly when we're talking about grouchiness, which is why I was "testy testy" above. But maybe it didn't translate. Sorry.<BR/><BR/>Might Oscar the Grouch be running this store?Jennwith2nshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07798541847458334716noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19897950.post-9017671467327124982007-02-10T17:19:00.000-06:002007-02-10T17:19:00.000-06:00Grouchy sticks* 99 cents. Good for repeated use.*...Grouchy sticks* 99 cents. Good for repeated use.<BR/><BR/>*As in, "did you get beaten by the grouchy stick this morning?"Staceyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17943429844411466571noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19897950.post-5972396971361409932007-02-10T15:26:00.000-06:002007-02-10T15:26:00.000-06:00O.k., so I'll play (I replied once but blogger ate...O.k., so I'll play (I replied once but blogger ate it :().<BR/><BR/>1) Socialite April Stevens leaves her mile-a-minute publishing job in Manhattan to take care of her ailing grandfather in December, Ohio. While there, she meets handsome August Johnson (Harry Connick jr.) and discovers that there's more to Ohio than it's winters.<BR/><BR/>2) I would guess that there would have to be food for Pete Juvinallhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11688790195308178112noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19897950.post-53307319037515902272007-02-10T08:16:00.000-06:002007-02-10T08:16:00.000-06:00Crab cakes. check.Sour grapes. check.Bitters. chec...Crab cakes. check.<BR/>Sour grapes. check.<BR/>Bitters. check.<BR/>Nuts. check.<BR/><BR/>Ooh--looks like I can use the ten-items-or-less lane!David Zimmermanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04736122606687383813noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19897950.post-40420642291180360692007-02-09T23:55:00.000-06:002007-02-09T23:55:00.000-06:00Lemons would be a must in the grouchy catalog. And...Lemons would be a must in the grouchy catalog. <BR/><BR/>And, per Stacey's post, worms. But, not cute worms. Really gross ones.<BR/><BR/>:)Carolynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14426235232844262043noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19897950.post-6297135679287254752007-02-09T19:57:00.000-06:002007-02-09T19:57:00.000-06:002 for 1 special! Buy 1 large tin of the-traffic-a...2 for 1 special! Buy 1 large tin of the-traffic-and-weather-sucks and get a free ultra sized package of my-life-is-just-so-mundane specially shrunk wrapped with that great little jingle, "noboby likes me, everybody hates me, guess I'll eat some worms." (all sales final, non returnable)Staceyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17943429844411466571noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19897950.post-15397371444314729422007-02-09T16:40:00.000-06:002007-02-09T16:40:00.000-06:00This comment has been removed by the author.David Zimmermanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04736122606687383813noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19897950.post-89183447255432478562007-02-09T16:39:00.000-06:002007-02-09T16:39:00.000-06:00Testy, testy! To post a link, put an open carat, a...Testy, testy! To post a link, put an open carat, an a, and a close carat (< a >, only without the spaces) in front of the link, and the same thing with a slash added (< / a >, without the spaces) immediately following the link. So, for example, to see the famous Belgian Farting Pig, click on the following link:<BR/><BR/><A>http://www.saynotocrack.com/index.php/2007/02/07/David Zimmermanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04736122606687383813noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19897950.post-33714502277444177032007-02-09T16:32:00.000-06:002007-02-09T16:32:00.000-06:001. See http://jennw2ns.blogspot.com/2007/01/un-dec...1. See http://jennw2ns.blogspot.com/2007/01/un-deck-halls-it-doesnt-really-feel.html (because I don't know how to post a link in a comment), and set it back a month.<BR/><BR/>2. I don't know. Quit bothering me. Why should I have to answer these questions anyway? Good grief!Jennwith2nshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07798541847458334716noreply@blogger.com