Some people give gifts to people the way a fisherman offers a fly to a trout.
My most notorious fly-gift was from a coworker, who used my birthday as an excuse to torment me and the rest of my company with a CD of Pat Boone singing the heavy metal hits of the 1980s. Love, the metal community recognized intuitively, hurts.
Fortunately, most of my gifts come with no strings attached. So, what'd you get for Christmas?