Haven't done one of these in a while, but I enjoyed this letter quite a bit.
Hello,
How are you today? I hope you are fine. If so thank be to God almigthy.
please excuse me, I saw your contact email while browsing through the
internet so I decided to contact you despite that I have not seen you in
person. It will be my pleasure to communicate with you. My name is Grace
John, 26 years from Liberia in West Africa. I am single girl looking for
honest and nice person. Somebody who care and fear God whom I can partner
with. I don't care about your colour or ethnicity.
I would like to know you more, most especially what you like and what you
dislike.I'm sending you this beautiful mail, with a wish for much
happiness. I am looking forward to hear from.
Thanks and God bless.
Love from,
MissGrace
If you're going to send me spam, I'd appreciate it if you took a cue from Miss Grace and make it beautiful.
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i'll keep that in mind!
Did she just propose to you?
Back off, Liberia--I'm taken!
According to her countries ancient traditions, by re-posting her email you are now her husband.
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