Almost every night when I wake up, the devil is there and wants to dispute with me. I have come to this conclusion: when the argument that the Christian is without the law and above the law doesn’t help, I instantly chase him away with a fart.
Feel free to post your favorite quirky quotations from Christian history. I've got a bunch from the Ancient Christian Commentary on Scripture floating around my office.
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I've never gotten the thinking blogger award, either.
Of course, I was the proud recipient of the stinking blogger award awhile back. (Thanks, Craver!)
"Hey Craver! Over here! This guy REALLy deserves a stinking blogger award, dontcha think? I mean, he said the word 'fart' and everything!"
David, you ARE a great thinker and dear friend!
(Solemnly) And now...
*Whereas you have a sidebar with images of athletic types who wear the same sweaty clothes day after day,
*and whereas you have an image above that one with a donkey, which is somewhat associated with a pungent odor,
*and whereas you have used the word "fart" in this post, (it gives new meaning to "loud time," eh?)
I am privileged to bestow upon you my most prized possession. The Stinking Blogger Award. And now, let all the fellowship greet one another with the secret handshake: Pull my finger.
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Thanks, Craver. Thanks, Llama Momma. Thanks, Charity. Right back atchall.
Kind of puts a new perspective on Luther, doesn't it? (Was that quote in What Has Christianity Ever Done for Us? I do use a portion of his Luther description in my book, but, ah.... not this part.)
Awww, Dave. Sorry you were feeling left out. I guess I thought it was a given, that you're blog stinks . . . I mean, makes me think. (Seriously. It does.)
Hey Dave, no thinker award over at SIS either - your not alone at all. And besides, we all know you are the original king of the blogosphere - our inspiration, our source of great gas filled gufaws.
Stacey gets the "Oh, what you must think of me!" award. I was pretty sure I'd seen that tossed in your direction, though.
Gas-filled guffaws. Hah!
Stacey gets the "Oh, what you must think of me!" award. I was pretty sure I'd seen that tossed in your direction, though.
Gas-filled guffaws. Hah!
The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer. See the link below for more info.
#loud
www.ufgop.org
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