Want to eat pizza with LIVING SACRIFICE?
Eeeewww.
Eeeewww.
Which leads me to the question of the day: What toppings would you never want added to your pizza--even if they were on special?
Want to eat pizza with LIVING SACRIFICE?
What follows is an excerpt from the Winter 2021 edition of Middling, my quarterly newsletter on music, books, work, and getting older. I...
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I suppose I could say that I would never order anchovies, but that's too easy.
Have you ever tried pepperoni and cream cheese?
Roly polies (or pill bugs). Too crunchy. Not enough meat.
I would never get sausage. How boring is that?
But, to make this thing go full circle, I'd never do spam either. Cuz that's like sausage made from dead things. Or something. :)
Dave - FYI, I just tagged you with a meme.
I would definitely eat pizza with Living Sacrifice and wash it down with an RC cola!
The trouble with living sacrifices is that they keep crawling off the pizza.
Hi I just found your blog. This made me laugh out loud. Once when I was in Hungary my friends and i foolishly went out for pizza. I ordered the vegetarian. It consisted of the classic cubed frozen veggie medley (pretty much just carrots and peas) with a RAW egg plopped in the center. Never Again! Never Again!
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